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Post by waysae on May 8, 2012 19:22:32 GMT -6
So, being in an ice cream shop 60 hours a week, sometimes I hear good jokes... so.. why not share...
So, this penguin is on a road trip and gets REALLY lost, and ends up in the desert. Something popped in his car. Luckily, he spots a little mechanic's garage not far from where he was.
The little penguin ran up to the mechanic, "Please help me! I need a new tire, and I am a penguin, so this desert is way too hot for me! Do you have a freezer I can get in? How long will this take?".
The mechanic smiled at the poor little bird, and said "I'll have it ready in a half an hour. But you're in luck, there's an ice cream parlor just up the road.. you can cool off there."
The penguin ran through the sand as fast as he could. He ran into the shop, and ordered his favorite.. a double scoop of vanilla in a cone. The penguin held the cone with his little penguin wings, and ate it so quickly that it cooled him down, and he had vanilla ice cream all over his face and fins.
The penguin runs back to the mechanic to find his car all ready to go. He looks at the mechanic and asks what's wrong? The mechanic looks at the penguin and says "you blew a seal".
The penguin looked at him and said "OH NO! That's just vanilla ice cream."
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Post by Staton on May 8, 2012 19:40:45 GMT -6
omfg thats classic
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Post by alex on May 8, 2012 23:29:46 GMT -6
I dont get it
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Post by waysae on May 9, 2012 16:30:52 GMT -6
LOL.. really?
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Post by alex on May 9, 2012 18:07:48 GMT -6
I'm too cute and innocent to get such a joke
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Post by waysae on May 9, 2012 19:03:54 GMT -6
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Post by xxxchill4lifexxx on May 10, 2012 22:49:19 GMT -6
lol
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